NOW I don’t know about you, but my school days were a heady mix of Peter Rabbit, Penguin bars, hopscotch and playing Third Sheep in the nativity.
The classroom today is a very different beast.
Forget Ps and Qs, youngsters are being told girls have penises.
Racist, sexist, fattest Roald Dahl is gone — in his place the dogma that men can get pregnant, willy-nilly.
And biology — photosynthesis, osmosis or the dissecting of a dead frog — is out.
Now it’s sex ed with bondage, sadomasochism and domination topping the agenda.
